Wake up and smell the insomnia

I can’t keep my eyes open.

Sure, it’s Monday and I’m only one sip in with my morning coffee, but this is ridiculous.

A couple days ago I finally did it. I invested in a really great mattress. It gets delivered Wednesday.

Insomnia, your days are numbered.

If changing my mattress doesn’t help with my sleeping habits, it’s off to the sleep therapist. I can’t take these sleeping meds anymore.

How about you?

What do you do to wake up?